Pete Burns .... Mr Burns (excellent, excellent.)
Rabbie Burns... Whatever.....
This time I didn't liquidise haggis, neeps and tatties and
funnel it down the kids throats. In fact the night itself
After all, they're a quarter German. And within that whirling
genetic soup float certain similarities.
For instance potatoes, alcohol and dubious meat products
stuffed into some poor unwitting mammal's mucous membrane.
All at once? Surely not but possibly, yes.
The Scots would claim desperation, starvation - an infertile soil
and an inclement climate.
The Germans would look sideways in a folkish way that spoke of
goblins, forests, houses made of sweets and old, old hags that
ate anything, especially children.
The Scots have Kilts. The Germans have Lederhosen.
Scots have Burns. Germans, Rilke.
Scots have a sense of humour (If you ignore the bagpipes and golf.)
Germans have good physicists ( If you ignore the hairstyles.)
What is the common denominator?